How to start your own mega-million food factory !

The last century has brought us the most catastrophic combination ever – Food with Money .

The evolution of the fast food industry and processed food has developed fast side by side with the human tendency to be lazy by wanting things to be fast and easy, even if it’s dangerous or bad to our health.

How Can You Start Your Own Successful  Fast food business ?

1. Choose  one or more food integrant.  Lets take ‘chicken’ as an example
2. Order it cheaply from a farm who grows tons of chickens in awful conditions, and then feed them with chemicals in order to make them grow fatter and therefore more profitable to your restaurant\factory.
3. When the chickens arrive to your factory, slaughter them massively and fast with the proper machinery.  Then you can pass the dead chickens to your workers that will cut all of the eatable parts.
4. dissolve those parts with water and chemical substances in order to cut the expanses  and inflate the product –  that will make the chicken parts  look bigger and tastier .
5. in order to trick the consumer and convince him that dissolving the chicken with water isn’t that bad – write on the cover “40% meat !”
6. By now the meat has passed thru many places, hands and machines, so it looks awful and smell even worse.  Then your next step is to add  an overdose of sugars, salt, color and taste artificial flavors to make it eatable.
7. Congratulations ! Now The meat is eatable, but it still look bad so cover it with something like bread crumbs.
8. By now the food should taste and smell like real food, but we all know that the chicken that look so good can be compared to a 90 year old woman that had 1000′s of surgeries in order to make her look like a teenager, and she may look great, but damn, its all rotten inside, and then you have it done – a sick fake joke.
9. Well, you got the well looking pieces of meat, but it isn’t enough. you need to box it and deliver it to the public with a convincing message to the targeted market, usually it will be kids.  SO  Hire some graphic specialist to design the product cover. Tell them to put a cartoon of a happy and shiny chicken that plays with some little cute kids, you may write “mr. Mchicken is in town – Now with more vitamins and more health”.  Don’t gamble on this one, people are stupid enough to believe  that mr. Mchicken hides inside the frozen box, and he is full with vitamins and good moods.
10. The work isn’t done yet. You need to fool the people some more, so add some salad to the portion or write in the box “made with canola oil” or ” 30% LESS SUGAR” or “added vitamins!”.  Remember the Golden words that fool people  : “vitamins” “canola oil” “salad” and “less sugar” …use this words properly and you can even sell Donkeys shit (with vitamins and a nice green salad aside it)
11. Add more tricks and gimmicks  : make mr. mchicken a hero of a comic book , make puppets in his figure, add little sweet surprises to the kids-deal-package, and most important  - create a fun & rhythmic song that will play over and over in tv commercials and restaurants.
12. Just Before you put your mr. mchiken on peoples tables you need to get some confirmation from the health department that proves that your chicken is eatable & healthy by the common standards.  Dont worry, all you need is to hire “food scientist” that will check your chicken and then you will need to hire some lobbyists that know the ‘right’ people .
13. Thats it ! you have created your fast food shitty money making product, now you can publish it, poison the public and make a lot of money from all those lazy & low awareness human beings ..

P.S Don’t forget to donate every year some portion of your fortune to sick & obese kids.  That will make you look good in public and your lobbyist could use it in their convincing public relations campaign.